Kids

I got this in an email today and thought it was cute

If you have persistently and lovingly

tried to give your children wisdom

and they haven't taken it,

don't be too hard on yourself.

If God had trouble raising children,

what makes you think it would

be a piece of cake for you ?

THINGS TO THINK ABOUT !

1. You spend the first two years of their life

teaching them to walk and talk.

Then you spend the next sixteen

telling them to sit down and shut up.

2. Grandchildren are God's reward

for not killing your own children.

3. Mothers of teens now know why

some animals eat their young.

4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact,

they usually repeat word for word

what you shouldn't have said

5. The main purpose of holding

children's parties is to

remind yourself that

there are children more

awful than your own

6. We childproofed our homes,

but they are still getting in.